Netballstrology 2020
Are you wondering what will happen to you this year? How exciting. Read below to find out through the power of netballstrology. (If you’re not sure what your netball position is, you’re a Wing Defence.)
Goal Attack
Work
Do you sometimes feel like you work twice as hard as your colleagues for the same share of glory? That’s because you do! Luckily you like being busy, because 2020 will be huge for you in the workplace. More people than ever will need to hear all your opinions. In the year’s final quarter, a colleague’s frequent slip-ups will present opportunities. You will be ready to pounce.
Social
You are almost constantly in the centre of the action, surrounded by other people. However, just like your nails, sometimes friendship lists get too long. A trim around March will help you focus on your true priorities, the netball season and being fabulous.
Love
This year is all about self-love for Goal Attacks. If you’re not already clapping your own goals, start now. For those looking for romantic opportunities, watch for who is applauding your skills. If a person’s attention and compliments are of a high enough standard, they might be the one for you. Goal Attacks in committed relationships may feel restless in the first quarter of the year due to the strong pull of the moon over the goal circle. Go for a run and see if that helps. If you meet someone better while running, so be it.
Health
Friends and loved ones often think you have endless energy. How convenient for them. In fact, working as hard as you do takes a physical toll. You may feel especially run down in August and will start shouting more. If you develop a sore throat, gargle with salt water and continue.
Goal Shooter
Work
You work in a small but specialised area. Outsiders may not understand how significant your role is until they see you in action. 2020 will be a wonderful time to showcase your strengths in front of your whole workplace, so put your hand up for every opportunity, even if you’re not sure it’s a good idea. During the year’s third quarter, you may sense that not everyone is celebrating your success. This is hurtful but just ignore them; they are asteroids passing by a star.
Social
You are selective about your social circle, and that’s a good thing. Even so, sometimes it can get boring always seeing the same handful of people. In the second half of the year, try a new hobby like archery or hacking. You won’t necessarily form new relationships, but you will be able to punish anyone who disappoints you.
Love
Lots of things are out of your control, and love is one of them. People keep falling in love with you and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it. Single Goal Shooters can expect a lot of dating opportunities in 2020, as can those in relationships. It’s up to you which chances you take. Coupled-up Goal Shooters will feel a deepening in their partnership around finals time with trust at all-time high. Having said that, if it doesn’t work out, you can get the next one.
Health
Sometimes good health comes from the things you don’t do. Instead of going for a run, why not sit in the park and watch other people run around? This will make sure you are refreshed and ready for action when needed. Watch out for ankle injuries in June, and every other month.
Goal Keeper
Work
This year, as usual, some people will forget about your contributions to the team goals. You know your own worth so this shouldn’t get you down. If it does, write a poem. People will be too busy to read it, but you’ll know what you did. After a promising start, there are troubles ahead mid-year and you’ll take action. You will (metaphorically) stand in front of the staff fridge all day to prevent the lunch-thief. Let’s see if they dare. Some people might claim intimidation but ultimately your imposing presence and decisive (metaphorical) blows will get results for everyone.
Social
Physically you stand above the pack. This is also true emotionally. A lot of people use you as their rock when times get tough. In 2020 your friends will continue to stuff things up and expect you to sort it out for them. Sometimes you can, sometimes you can’t. Accept your limitations. If things don’t work out, they can try harder next time.
Love
From your vantage point, it’s easy to spot potential lovers. The question is, will they look up and see you? When the moon moves towards the transverse line in September, Goal Keepers will be activated. With spring in the air lots of people will be breaking up, so grab those rebounds. You’ll quickly pass them onto someone else, but it’s fun being the centre of attention for a moment or two (but definitely less than three).
Health
Being super busy doesn’t always mean that you’re living your best life. In your case, it certainly doesn’t. In 2020 you will often find yourself with idle moments and that’s a good sign! Use these quieter times to elevate and serve your health. Calf raises, mindfulness exercises or studying ants on the ground are all good options.
Goal Defence
Work
You’ll notice that not many other people are volunteering to do your job. That’s because it’s hard and other people are lazy. Unfortunately, some people mistake your amazing work ethic for aggression. You may also be accused of a cavalier disregard for rules and processes. This is unfair, but you mustn’t let it make you bitter. This year you’ll get long awaited proof that your hard work is paying off. The court lines say you’ll be rewarded by end of year.
Social
When your friends need you, you’re there, probably screaming helpful advice. In addition to that, this year you will bring people together from different areas of your life and force them to get along. This will culminate in a major celebration in December where you will ensure that everyone brings a plate, and no one doubles up on salads.
Love
Sometimes you have trouble keeping your distance from people you’re interested in. This can cause problems for single Goal Defenders as it puts off some potential partners. However, any person worthy of your love will admire your tenacity and blatant disregard for social conventions. Keep getting in people’s faces until you find that special person who wants you there. Partnered up Goal Defenders can expect to ward off any relationship troubles with their usual assertiveness.
Health
Being busy and important is great for your confidence, but it can be very hard on your knees. Make sure you see a physiotherapist at the first sign of any issues.
Wing Defence
Work
A great and wise philosopher once said, ‘We can’t all, and some of us don’t. That’s all there is to it.’ Towards the end of the second quarter in 2020, you may feel on the cusp of a personal revolution in your career. When this feeling fades, comfort yourself with the above quote from the ‘great and wise philosopher’ (it was actually Eeyore).
Social
Watch out for ‘new friends’ from January to Christmas time in 2020. These people may claim to find you funny and personable, but you’ll always be the first person they drop if there are more people than tickets.
Love
The goal circle is really a semi-circle. Similarly, relationships don’t always involve just two people. Some relationships have extra people standing on the edge watching and hoping someone will acknowledge them. That’s okay. It’s not great, but it’s okay. Single Wing Defenders might meet someone in 2020. It’s not impossible, just like how you might play Centre one day. For Wing Defenders who are in a relationship… well done! However, make sure you’re not settling for second-rate. If your partner isn’t treating you right, get rid of them – there are plenty of other people you can hope will need you.
Health
The year 2020 sounds like the phrase ‘twenty twenty vision’ but that doesn’t mean we should all assume we have perfect eyesight. Get yours checked and see if that explains anything.
Wing Attack
Work
Orange juice stings when it gets into cuts. Similarly, watching other people succeed can hurt. You might think something like, ‘If only that sweet juice was in my mouth instead of dribbling down their greedy chins.’ Fair enough. But 2020 does hold opportunities. Maybe you won’t get a better job, but you can always improve the way you support those who do hold important positions.
Social
Having a social life should be fun, and you certainly make it look that way. In reality, it can be hard work bringing people together and making sure everyone feels supported and welcome. However, someone has to do it, and in 2020 that someone will be you (again). Your friends may begin to take you for granted around March. This is a good time to impress them with a fondant party or a hat making day. They may never realise that you are responsible, but as long as the good times keep rolling, they’ll like you.
Love
Everyone needs to feel love… and that’s where you come in. You can always be relied on for a supportive word of encouragement or praise. But what about me? I hear you ask. Single Wing Attacks have a lot to give, and October 2020 will be a great time to convince someone else to take advantage of that. Partnered up Wing Attacks can expect to find bringing the oranges even more rewarding than usual.
Health
You can’t pour from an empty cup, and you can’t support others with a tooth abscess. Make sure you have regular dental check-ups or you’ll be no good to anyone. Remember to floss; it’s cheap and almost like a hobby.
Centre
Work
You’re always the first on the job every day and the last to leave. People admire your stamina, without questioning their own. This can be annoying, but at least your time well-spent on the job gives you ample opportunities to show-case your talents. In June you may have a sense that a close colleague is eyeing off your job. Although this is disconcerting, it will ensure that you don’t get complacent, and you’ll easily see off any pretenders.
Social
People expect you to bridge the gaps between different social groups because that’s what you always do. In today’s fragmented and polarised world, these skills are critical. In 2020 you will have many opportunities to bond with different groups. Of course you have favourites, but no one will be able to guess who they are.
Love
Sometimes your love life feels like you’re standing in the middle of a circle of people all screaming ‘pick me!’ This can be stressful, but try to remember that you wouldn’t have it any other way. You have a lot of choices in love, and that’s a great position to be in. Whatever decisions you make will be the best you could do in the circumstances. Chances to do better next time abound.
Health
You need a rest, but you’re not going to get one. Instead, try smelling the air and eating fruit. This will enliven your senses and mimic the effects of sleep, sort of.